"If you're gonna go to hell, at least take the direct route..." In the United Kingdom of Great Redar and Northern Leytra, 1993, a witch boy runs away to find his dad. In this quest, he is aided by the people most equipped for the task: addicts and ghosts. They must work fast, lest they fall victim to the boy's enraged mother. Features heavy world-building. The boy will be okay. Probably.

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